Dos and Don'ts when talking Politics with Family (click the image for larger version):
The Women's March Daring Discussions Toolkit:
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When all else fails, here are some turkey jokes:
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Q: Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/turkeyjokes.html
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Q: Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/turkeyjokes.html
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